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The California Ballot: Five Rules That Make Voting Easier

(A polling station in the United Kingdom for the Brexit vote. These rules don’t just apply to California elections, although I’ll be using California’s 2016 ballot initiatives as examples. They matter anywhere “direct… Continue reading

You Won’t Believe How This Feral Pig That Was Drunk In Australia Died

Today is a day of mourning for me. Although it happened two years ago, it’s still true: Swino is dead. I first contacted Swino after reading that he had drunk eighteen beers and… Continue reading

Re: The Deluxe Version Of “The Ramones”

In the 1970s, rock was king. Cleverly produced, high-concept creative landmarks like Electric Ladyland, Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, and Pet Sounds had become the recording industry standard. It seemed that everyone was… Continue reading

An important PSA about your role in this democracy 


The mommy goody bags that I will be handing out

Dear readers, I want to use this space to announce that I will be handing out something during all of my upcoming plane flights: porny sorry bags. Yes, “porny sorry bags.” So, during… Continue reading

The Spirit of Gravity, or, The End of the Kugelmass Episodes

HERE LIES THE KUGELMASS EPISODES  SEPTEMBER 2006 – APRIL 2007 HE WROTE ABOUT JOHNNY CASH A LOT   So I’ve decided to take my work back underground To keep it from falling into… Continue reading


A technical post enabling Technorati to see this blog. Cheers, FB Technorati Profile


Dear readers, By way of petitpoussin comes two swell links: First, theohzone: “I haven’t written in a long time. I mean really written. More and more, I can’t use this blog as an… Continue reading

For what ails you

First of all, thanks to Juniper June, Matt, Joy, and Brandon for their comments on my last post. I’ll write a comment in response after this, and fix the broken link to Juniper… Continue reading

The Last Post: Moving to The Kugelmass Episodes

It’s been pretty quiet here at TWFB for the past few days, because big changes are underway. Most important, we’re moving. The new blog is located here: The Kugelmass Episodes. What happened is… Continue reading