You Won’t Believe How This Feral Pig That Was Drunk In Australia Died

Today is a day of mourning for me. Although it happened two years ago, it’s still true: Swino is dead.

I first contacted Swino after reading that he had drunk eighteen beers and started a fight with a cow.

I sang to him.

But then we had this conversation.

I laughed at him. I told him there was nothing to fear. When he was run over by a car, I figured it was an accident.

Until I saw the footage from a nearby traffic camera.

#whatreallyhappened #justiceforswino