wait…what? (absolutely fun and true fact #11)

Outside a BevMo in Sacramento.

Guy in car: So, you just go like this? (He holds aloft a 1.75 liter bottle of Patron Silver, which is halfway in a paper bag.)

Woman in passenger seat: Yes, exactly.

Guy: What does the cap do? You pour it in there or what?

Woman: Right. That’s one shot. Let’s go.

Other woman, after exiting the store: OK, goodbye, God bless!

Both people in car: Thanks!

Other woman (apparently in earnest): Congratulations on your sobriety!

Guy (apparently in earnest): Thanks! God bless you too!