With So Much Drama

(Absolutely true.)

Man #1: I’ll tell you why he’s not around anymore. I went up to him, and I told him to get the hell out of town, and the cops came just in time, because I was getting my knife out.

Man #2 (realizing I can hear all this on the way to my car): Hello sir! How are you today?

Me: I’m good. How are you?

(long pause)

Man #1: I saw Spartacus this morning. That’s a great movie.