All Contemporary Novels Fail Deliciously, And The Form Will Be Dead In 40 Years

Girl #1: You know what would be awesome?
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: If rabbits laid chocolate Easter eggs.
Girl #2: Yeah, but then their entire species would, like, fail.
Girl #1: Yes, but they would fail deliciously.

–Bard High School Early College
via Overheard in New York, May 1, 2007